Honky Tonk Hissy Fit

In this rollicking, hilarious comedy, the Doublewide, Texas, gang is back and life in their tiny town has gotten crazier than ever! Just when things are looking up—the population has grown to seventeen mobile homes and a weekend farmers’ market—the rug is pulled out from under the residents yet again. It seems their vacation rental trailer has drawn unwanted attention from a mega-corporation in Austin. Suddenly the corporation is interested in Doublewide. Waaaay too interested. Mayor Joveeta Crumpler is the only one suspicious enough to sound the alarm, but no one is listening. Her mother, Caprice, is too self-involved with her “career” as a local celebrity to sense the growing threat, or to even realize that grumpy old Haywood Sloggett is increasingly drawn to her—and Sloggett is fighting those romantic feelings tooth and nail. Caprice is also hell-bent on keeping her neighbor and rival, Big Ethel Satterwhite, from horning in on her domain—the Stagger Inn bar. Big Ethel has her hands full trying to teach the town’s good-ol’-boy police chief, Baby Crumpler, how to dirty-dance for a countywide competition. But Baby’s got as much chance of winning as Georgia Dean Rudd has of not jinxing her relationship with Nash Sloggett—she’s twisting herself into knots trying to dodge his constant marriage proposals. And as the danger to the town grows, Joveeta can’t even count on the usually reliable and sweet health fanatic Lark Barken—because she’s currently under the spell of a demon she’s only recently discovered: caffeine. But as the tentacles of the corporation envelope them all, can the citizens of this little Texas town put aside their problems and unite behind Joveeta to fight “the big guys” and turn the tide in Doublewide? A heap of hilarity with a whole lot of heart—and a stand-alone play in its own right—HONKY TONK HISSY FIT is the third comedy in the trilogy that begins with Doublewide, Texas and continues with A Doublewide, Texas Christmas. By the triumphant finale of this ferociously funny Jones Hope Wooten comedy (Could there be a double wedding in Doublewide?), you’ll be throwing fits, alright—fits of laughter that’ll make your sides ache!

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  • Author : Jessie Jones, Nicholas Hope, Jamie Wooten
  • Publisher : Dramatists Play Service, Inc.
  • Pages : 66 pages
  • ISBN : 0822241978
  • Rating : 4/5 from 21 reviews
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Hissy Fit

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  • Publisher : Unknown Publisher
  • Release : 17 March 2019
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  • Publisher : Harper Collins
  • Release : 13 October 2009
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  • Publisher : Dramatists Play Service, Inc.
  • Release : 09 February 2021
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In this rollicking, hilarious comedy, the Doublewide, Texas, gang is back and life in their tiny town has gotten crazier than ever! Just when things are looking up—the population has grown to seventeen mobile homes and a weekend farmers’ market—the rug is pulled out from under the residents yet again. It seems their vacation rental trailer has drawn unwanted attention from a mega-corporation in Austin. Suddenly the corporation is interested in Doublewide. Waaaay too interested. Mayor Joveeta Crumpler

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  • Publisher : Pacific Learning Inc
  • Release : 19 August 2022
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Hissy fits come in all shapes and sizes. Mostly, they're just for show, but it pays to get out of the way when some creatures flip their lids!

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  • Publisher : Carolrhoda Books ®
  • Release : 01 January 2015
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  • Publisher : Profile Books
  • Release : 17 September 2015
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  • Publisher : iUniverse
  • Release : 01 March 2008
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  • Author : Arthur G. Mones
  • Publisher : Routledge
  • Release : 07 August 2014
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In Transforming Troubled Children, Teens, and Their Families: An Internal Family Systems Model for Healing, Dr. Mones presents the first comprehensive application of the Internal Family Systems (IFS) Therapy model for work with youngsters and their families. This model centers diagnosis and treatment around the concept of the Functional Hypothesis, which views symptoms as adaptive and survival­based when viewed in multiple contexts. The book provides a map to help clinicians understand a child’s problems amidst the reactivity of

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  • Publisher : St. Martin's Press
  • Release : 19 March 2019
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INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER The first explosive book about Javanka and their infamous rise to power Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump are the self-styled Prince and Princess of America. Their swift, gilded rise to extraordinary power in Donald Trump’s White House is unprecedented and dangerous. In Kushner, Inc., investigative journalist Vicky Ward digs beneath the myth the couple has created, depicting themselves as the voices of reason in an otherwise crazy presidency, and reveals that Jared and Ivanka

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  • Author : Mary Kay Andrews
  • Publisher : St. Martin's Press
  • Release : 05 June 2012
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The New York Times bestselling author of Summer Rental delivers her delicious new escapist novel about small towns, old flames, and deep secrets Annajane Hudgens truly believes she is over her ex-husband, Mason Bayless. They've been divorced for four years, she's engaged to a new, terrific guy, and she's ready to leave the small town where she and Mason had so much history. She is so over Mason that she has absolutely no problem attending his wedding to the beautiful,

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  • Publisher : ABDO
  • Release : 01 January 2008
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Pegleg Pedro is hearing things…and smelling things… and seeing things that couldn't possibly be real aboard a pirate ship. Pedro is stumped when he can't find a reason for these things, but the rest of the crew say ghosts are about!

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  • Publisher : St. Martin's Press
  • Release : 15 October 2013
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  • Publisher : UNC Press Books
  • Release : 22 June 2021
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  • Publisher : ECW Press
  • Release : 14 March 2017
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