The Last Girlfriend on Earth

It doesn't matter if you're a caveman, a time traveller or a regular person. Sooner or later, someone's going to break your heart. The sketches in Simon Rich's new book are bizarre, funny, and - if you've ever been in love - all too familiar. From the invisible man stalking his ex, to Sherlock Holmes' only blind spot, The Last Girlfriend on Earth is always enchanting, often sweet, though occasionally awkward. Just like love itself. 'The Last Girlfriend On Earthis silly, surreal, sometimes sad and always laugh-out-loud funny. This collection will have you giggling/crying/squirming in recognition, and wondering what exactly Simon Rich has eaten to dream all this stuff up ... pulls off the tough trick of being both heart-warming and hilarious - it's a must-read if you've ever so much as had a crush on someone' Heat 'Pithy, occasionally bonkers' Time Out 'Truly hilarious' Eva Wiseman, Observer

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  • Author : Simon Rich
  • Publisher : Profile Books
  • Pages : 135 pages
  • ISBN : 1847659020
  • Rating : 3.5/5 from 16 reviews
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The Last Girlfriend on Earth

The Last Girlfriend on Earth
  • Author : Simon Rich
  • Publisher : Profile Books
  • Release : 31 January 2013
GET THIS BOOKThe Last Girlfriend on Earth

It doesn't matter if you're a caveman, a time traveller or a regular person. Sooner or later, someone's going to break your heart. The sketches in Simon Rich's new book are bizarre, funny, and - if you've ever been in love - all too familiar. From the invisible man stalking his ex, to Sherlock Holmes' only blind spot, The Last Girlfriend on Earth is always enchanting, often sweet, though occasionally awkward. Just like love itself. 'The Last Girlfriend On Earthis

Man Seeking Woman (originally published as The Last Girlfriend on Earth)

Man Seeking Woman (originally published as The Last Girlfriend on Earth)
  • Author : Simon Rich
  • Publisher : Back Bay Books
  • Release : 13 January 2015
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"No matter how zany things get, there's an endearing simplicity at the heart of these inventive tales.... Love doesn't always conquer all, but these stories suggest Rich thinks its certainly ought to."--Daily Beast Love can be messy, painful, and even tragic. When seen through the eyes of Simon Rich it can also be hilarious. In these ingenious stories, Rich conjures up some unforgettable romances: an unused prophylactic describes life inside a teenage boy's wallet; God juggles the demands of

New Teeth

New Teeth
  • Author : Simon Rich
  • Publisher : Little, Brown
  • Release : 27 July 2021
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Laugh till you cry in this new collection of stories from the “Serena Williams of humor writing” (New York Times Book Review) about raising babies and trying to learn how not to be one. Called a “comedic Godsend” by Conan O’Brien, and “the Stephen King of comedy writing” by John Mulaney, Simon Rich is back with New Teeth, his funniest and most personal collection yet. Two murderous pirates find a child stowaway on board and attempt to balance pillaging

Finding Your Domme

Finding Your Domme
  • Author : Sydney Hart,Logan Hart
  • Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Release : 11 January 2014
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Countless men are desperate to meet a kinky and dominant woman, or a "domme." But it is hard! Most submissive men have to work very hard to find the kinky, dominant woman of their dreams. Written by a dominant woman and a submissive with years of shared experiences, this book is a practical, step-by-step guide for greatly increasing your chances of finding the woman you seek. In Section 1, the book explores your desires, fears, hopes and expectations. Section 2 explores how

Ant Farm

Ant Farm
  • Author : Simon Rich
  • Publisher : Random House
  • Release : 11 November 2009
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In Ant Farm, former Harvard Lampoon president Simon Rich finds humor in some very surprising places. Armed with a sharp eye for the absurd and an overwhelming sense of doom, Rich explores the ridiculousness of our everyday lives. The world, he concludes, is a hopelessly terrifying place–with endless comic potential. –If your girlfriend gives you some “love coupons” and then breaks up with you, are the coupons still valid? –What kind of performance pressure does an endangered male panda

Hits and Misses

Hits and Misses
  • Author : Simon Rich
  • Publisher : Little, Brown
  • Release : 24 July 2018
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A hilarious collection inspired by a former Saturday Night Live writer's real experiences in Hollywood, chronicling the absurdity of fame and the humanity of failure in a world dominated by social media influencers and reality TV stars. Simon Rich is "one of the funniest writers in America" (Daily Beast) -- a humorist who draws comparisons to Douglas Adams (New York Times Book Review), James Thurber, and P.G. Wodehouse (The Guardian). With Hits and Misses, he's back with a hilarious

Free-Range Chickens

Free-Range Chickens
  • Author : Simon Rich
  • Publisher : Random House
  • Release : 26 August 2008
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In his riotous debut collection, Ant Farm, Simon Rich found humor in some of life’s most desperate situations. Now this former editor of The Harvard Lampoon and current writer for Saturday Night Live has returned to mine more comedy from our hopelessly terrifying world. In the nostalgic opening chapter, Rich recalls his fear of the Tooth Fairy (“Is there a face fairy?”) and his initial reaction to the “Got-your-nose” game (“Please just kill me. Better to die than to

Elliot Allagash

Elliot Allagash
  • Author : Simon Rich
  • Publisher : Diversion Books
  • Release : 24 May 2016
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"Fellow high school losers, use your video game money to buy this book! Simon Rich will make you relive the dread, the hilarity, and the insanity of those formative years like no one else. Open at your own peril!"—Gary Shteyngart There are things money can’t buy: integrity, honor, discipline. Unfortunately for Seymour Herson, he’s got a more pressing matter at hand: surviving eighth grade. He’s dead last in just about everything at Glendale, the Manhattan private

Montreal's Irish Mafia

Montreal's Irish Mafia
  • Author : D'Arcy O'Connor
  • Publisher : John Wiley & Sons
  • Release : 21 March 2011
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Their names resonate with organized crime in Montreal: the Matticks, MacAllisters, Johnstons and Griffins, and Peter Dunie Ryan. They are the Irish equivalent of the infamous Rizzuto and Cotroni families, and the "Mom" Bouchers and Walter Stadnicks of the Hells Angels. Award-winning producer, journalist and author D’Arcy O’Connor narrates the genesis and rise to power of one of Montreal’s most powerful, violent and colorful criminal organizations. It is the West End Gang, whose members controlled the docks

The Last Girlfriend on Earth

The Last Girlfriend on Earth
  • Author : Simon Rich
  • Publisher : Reagan Arthur Books
  • Release : 22 January 2013
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In "Center of the Universe," God struggles to balance the demands of his career with the needs of his long-term girlfriend. In "Magical Mr. Goat," a young girl's imaginary friend yearns to become "more than friends." In "Unprotected," an unused prophylactic recalls his years spent trapped inside a teen boy's wallet. The stories in Simon Rich's new book are bizarre, funny, and yet...relatable. Rich explores love's many complications-losing it, finding it, breaking it, and making it-and turns the ordinary

Stud Finder

Stud Finder
  • Author : Lauren Blakely
  • Publisher : Evil Eye Concepts, Incorporated
  • Release : 18 December 2017
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From New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Lauren Blakely comes a new standalone romance… Man seeking woman: Hot, rich, smart, witty, self-made multimillionaire Internet genius seeks classy, intelligent, sexy, fun-loving woman who’s interested in settling down and sharing all the good things. There. Best. Ad. Ever. I will absolutely find the woman of my dreams, someone who’ll love me for me. Even if my sister thinks I need help dating, I’m confident I can pull

What In God's Name

What In God's Name
  • Author : Simon Rich
  • Publisher : Profile Books
  • Release : 16 August 2012
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From the Sunsets Department and Geyser Regulation to the Department of Miracles, Heaven Inc has the earth covered. Unless someone is away from their desk. And these days, the CEO is kind of disillusioned. God knows he should be keeping an eye on the bad things happening on Earth, but instead he finds himself watching the Church channels on satellite TV. His first priority is the team of angels he's asked to get Lynyrd Skynyrd back together. Downstairs on the

A Woman Is No Man

A Woman Is No Man
  • Author : Etaf Rum
  • Publisher : HarperCollins
  • Release : 05 March 2019
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The New York Times bestseller and Read with Jenna TODAY SHOW Book Club pick telling the story of three generations of Palestinian-American women struggling to express their individual desires within the confines of their Arab culture in the wake of shocking intimate violence in their community. A GOODREADS CHOICE AWARDS FINALIST FOR BEST FICTION AND BEST DEBUT • BOOKBROWE'S BEST BOOK OF THE YEAR • A MARIE CLAIRE BEST WOMEN'S FICTION OF THE YEAR • A REAL SIMPLE BEST BOOK OF THE YEAR •

SCUM Manifesto

SCUM Manifesto
  • Author : Valerie Solanas
  • Publisher : Verso Books
  • Release : 05 April 2016
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Classic radical feminist statement from the woman who shot Andy Warhol “Life in this society being, at best, an utter bore and no aspect of society being at all relevant to women, there remains to civic-minded, responsible, thrill-seeking females only to overthrow the government, eliminate the money system, institute complete automation and destroy the male sex.” Outrageous and violent, SCUM Manifesto was widely lambasted when it first appeared in 1968. Valerie Solanas, the woman who shot Andy Warhol, self-published the book