The Baby Owner s Manual

Offers a whimsical approach to baby care that likens the newest member of the family to a machine needing extra-special care, in a guide that features schematic diagrams for such "maintenance" techniques as getting a baby to sleep through the night and taking a baby to a doctor for "servicing." Original. 30,000 first printing.

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  • Author : Louis Borgenicht
  • Publisher : Quirk Books
  • Pages : 226 pages
  • ISBN : 9781931686235
  • Rating : 4.5/5 from 12 reviews
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The Baby Owner's Manual

The Baby Owner's Manual
  • Author : Louis Borgenicht,Joe Borgenicht
  • Publisher : Quirk Books
  • Release : 19 October 2021
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Offers a whimsical approach to baby care that likens the newest member of the family to a machine needing extra-special care, in a guide that features schematic diagrams for such "maintenance" techniques as getting a baby to sleep through the night and taking a baby to a doctor for "servicing." Original. 30,000 first printing.

The Baby Owner's Manual

The Baby Owner's Manual
  • Author : Louis Borgenicht M.D.,Joe Borgenicht
  • Publisher : Quirk Books
  • Release : 06 November 2012
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At Last! A Beginner's Guide to Newborn Baby Technology You've programmed your DVR, you’ve installed a wireless Internet connection, you can even check Facebook on your cell phone. But none of this experience will prepare you for the world's biggest technological marvel: a newborn baby. Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, The Baby Owner's Manual explores hundreds of frequently asked questions: What's the best way to swaddle a baby? How can I make my newborn sleep through the

The Baby Owner's Starter Kit

The Baby Owner's Starter Kit
  • Author : Louis Borgenicht,Joe Borgenicht
  • Publisher : Quirk Books
  • Release : 01 March 2007
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The Baby Owner's Manual has taught more than 300,000 parents worldwide how to "operate" newborns and infants. Now the bestselling book is back in an all-new deluxe packageand it's the perfect shower gift for any hip parent-to-be. The Baby Owner's Starter Kit includes: The Baby Owner's Manual Growth Chart, with stickers for marking baby's progress Diaper Changing Instructional Poster Babysitter's Memo Pad Decorative magnet Packaged with irreverent schematic diagrams, troubleshooting tips, and a handsome keepsake box, The Baby Owner's Starter Kit

The Cat Owner's Manual

The Cat Owner's Manual
  • Author : David Brunner,Sam Stall
  • Publisher : Quirk Books
  • Release : 01 July 2014
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At Last! A Beginner’s Guide to Feline Technology Scratch marks on your furniture. Dead mice on your doorstep. Stray hairs all over your clothes. It’s enough to make you cry out, “Why doesn’t my cat have an owner’s manual?” And now—finally!—she does. Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, The Cat Owner’s Manual explores hundreds of frequently asked questions: Which breeds interface best with dogs? How can I maintain a quality exterior finish?

The Home Owner's Manual

The Home Owner's Manual
  • Author : Dan Ramsey,The Fix-It Club
  • Publisher : Quirk Books
  • Release : 25 November 2014
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At Last! A Beginner’s Guide to Home Technology Water stains on your ceiling. Dents and cracks in your drywall. Radiators that hiss and gurgle all night long. It’s enough to make you cry out, “Why doesn’t my house come with an owner’s manual?” And now—finally!—it does. Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, The Home Owner’s Manual explores hundreds of frequently asked questions: What’s the best way to fix a leaky faucet?

Baby Owner's Manual

Baby Owner's Manual
  • Author : Steve Bedwell
  • Publisher : Rockpool Pub
  • Release : 01 October 2012
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For fathers and their partners, a humorous laugh-out-loud introduction to the chaotic world of parenting, packaged as a retro car manual Regardless of the model you have taken delivery of, your baby will have certain standard equipment in common with all babies, and some which vary from model to model. No two Mother Nature Heavy Industries (MNHI) babies are identical. A humorous operating guide for fathers, this book likens a new baby to the other love in a man's life—

The Baby Owner's Maintenance Log

The Baby Owner's Maintenance Log
  • Author : Louis Borgenicht,Joe Borgenicht,Lynn Rosen
  • Publisher : Quirk Books
  • Release : 19 October 2021
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Based on the successful Baby Owner's Manual, The Baby Owner's Maintenance Log presents a refreshing alternative to traditional sugar-sweet baby journals. Hip parents can record all major milestones and measurements in these pages, including the arrival of the unit, fuel preferences and speech activation. Spiral binding, hilarious illustrations and a bound-in envelope for keepsakes make this guided journal a great shower gift.

The Baby Manual

The Baby Manual
  • Author : Ian Banks,Jim Campbell
  • Publisher : Unknown Publisher
  • Release : 19 October 2021
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Taking delivery of a new baby is even more exciting than taking delivery of a new car (at least for most people). This manual gives you what you would expect from Haynes: down-to-earth, step-by-step instructions, written by professionals from practical experience.

The Vagina Book

The Vagina Book
  • Author : Thinx
  • Publisher : Chronicle Books
  • Release : 18 August 2020
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The Vagina Book is an essential guide packed with invaluable information about sexual health that everybody should know, but might be too afraid to ask. With sections on anatomy, periods, hormones, sex, contraception, fertility, hair care, and so much more, this fun-to-read guide helps readers make healthy decisions for their bodies. Compelling personal essays from a diverse group of luminary figures—including Margaret Cho, Roxane Gay, and Blair Imani—are sprinkled throughout, enriching the pages with beauty, strength, and honesty. •

The Teen Owner's Manual

The Teen Owner's Manual
  • Author : Sarah Jordan
  • Publisher : Quirk Books
  • Release : 22 July 2014
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At Last! A Comprehensive Guide to Understanding Teens Hormones. Rebellion. Moodiness. Peer pressure. No parent can be fully prepared for all the challenges associated with adolescence. Fortunately, The Teen Owner’s Manual is here to answer your most pressing questions: How can I teach my teenager to make smart decisions? How do I keep her safe on the Web? How do I get him to communicate? How and when should I talk to her about sex? Whatever your concerns, you’

The Baby Book

The Baby Book
  • Author : William Sears,Martha Sears,Robert Sears,James Sears
  • Publisher : Little, Brown
  • Release : 16 November 2008
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The classic guide of the post-Dr. Spock generation has been revised to include the latest information on virtually every aspect of infant and baby care. THE BABY BOOK is unrivaled in its scope and authority, and presents a practical, contemporary approach to parenting that reflects the way we live today. Focusing on the essential needs of babies--eating, sleeping, development, health, and comfort--it addresses the questions of greatest concern to parents. The Searses acknowledge that there is no one way to

The Pregnancy Instruction Manual

The Pregnancy Instruction Manual
  • Author : Sarah Jordan
  • Publisher : Quirk Books
  • Release : 11 November 2014
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At last! A comprehensive guide to worry-free pregnancy! Bringing a baby into the world is one of life’s defining moments. But there’s no getting around it: Being pregnant can feel overwhelming. Fortunately, The Pregnancy Instruction Manual is here to answer all of your most pressing questions. Will the morning sickness ever go away? How big is my baby at 26 weeks? Are beef jerky cravings normal? How do I ward off the unwanted tummy-touch era? And most of all,

Operating Instructions

Operating Instructions
  • Author : Anne Lamott
  • Publisher : Anchor
  • Release : 09 February 2011
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With the same brilliant combination of humor and warmth she brought to bestseller Bird by Bird, Anne Lamott gives us a smart, funny, and comforting chronicle of single motherhood. It’s not like she’s the only woman to ever have a baby. At thirty-five. On her own. But Anne Lamott makes it all fresh in her now-classic account of how she and her son and numerous friends and neighbors and some strangers survived and thrived in that all important

Be Prepared

Be Prepared
  • Author : Gary Greenberg,Jeannie Hayden
  • Publisher : Simon and Schuster
  • Release : 16 June 2008
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An indispensable survival manual for men entering the trenches of fatherhood, Be Prepared is loaded with one-of-a-kind insights, MacGyver-esque tips and tricks, and no-nonsense advice for mastering the first year as a dad. Finally, a book that teaches men all the things they really need to know about fatherhood...including how to: -Change a baby at a packed sports stadium -Create a decoy drawer full of old wallets, remote controls, and cell phones to throw baby off the scent of